So our cat Ravioli sometimes does this thing we’ve started calling a Ravioli jumpscare where he’ll hide next to a door or behind a piece of furniture and wait for us to pass next to him and jump at us lifting both his front paws in the air. So sometimes I’ll be working on the living room while my husband is in the bedroom and he’ll notice the cat crouching down next to the door and he’ll be like “babe can you come in for a sec? The cat wants to jumpscare you”
Americans be eating “broad cart offal”’ and “‘shower crowd” & “'wise worst” 🇦🇹💯🇦🇹💯🇦🇹 like “'gluten app a teat” you “"huron’s own” 😂😂😂👌👌👌
there’s a kind of person called a “bad person” and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great





